Tuesday Morning Rant

Just because I can & I'm in a pissy mood. 1. I can't stand how long the light takes to change at the corner of Lucas & SR3. Come on people, it's not like I'm waiting for a freaking bus! I'm driving! There is no reason to sit & wait an extra 40 seconds once the light changes green. If someone is going to run that light, they'd have already done it buy now. All you are doing by waiting is pissing me off forcing me to lay on the horn! 2. For the dumb ass sitting on the park bench in front of the elevator in my office building at 6:45 this morning: NO, I will NOT unlock the glass door to the south hallway for you. You should have brought your own set of keys this morning; that is IF you actually work here. If you don't-then tough shit. Wait for your doctor's office to open to let you in. You aren't one of my patients nor do you work for me so I do NOT have to let your sorry ass into the building. 3. To the high school student in the red Geo: I drive an Xterra you dumb ass. I have 20+ years of driving experience over you plus I use to drive muscle cars through my teens & 20's on a quarter mile track. Your Honda is a stock 4 cylinder whereas mine is a V6-do you see where I'm going with this? I also had a stroke & have NO FEAR OF DYING! I can & will nudge you off the road if you think that driving like a lunatic down the road & thinking you can race up on my ass & blare your horn at me as you try to pass me in that POS will get you somewhere. I'm 35-that means I have great insurance-you're all of what? 16? Enough said there on the insurance coverage. Besides, I'm friends with ALL the cops in this town-whose story do you think they'll believe when it comes down to it? Some punk ass teenager or their stroke survivor friend from high school with tears in her eyes who said she "was so scared"? Nuff said on that one as well dumb ass. 4. Why in the heck did my 8 month old tuxedo kitten Mocha decide that all of a sudden she has to bite me when the alarm clock goes off? This is a new trick and it is NOT appreciated! It's funny when my mom's cats do it to her-that's why they are now nicknamed Alarm & Snooze. But it's just horrid when mine does it to me!