Personal Trainers & a Sense of humor

I want to share a moment in my average workout routine with my personal trainer. My trainer is a great guy and I am thankful that he has a sense of humor! He needs one with me; that and a thick hide because I have no shame in sending out zingers without a moments hesitation. It's a gift that runs in my family, like brown eyes. It's genetically encoded. Our smart ass humur that is, as well as our brown eyes. I walk in to his training studio yesterday and Mark turns to me and says: We’re gonna work on abs & ass on the floor today.(We do different sets of exercise every session based on my pain level that day. Ok, I have a high tolerance for pain anyways, & it's always high so what's the big deal you ask? No pain no gain right? That's not it really. We do different things for my own situation, so I can get the most out of what I do with him for better flexibility & hopefully get a better reurn of use of my limbs, but more on that at a later time, I digress here) I say ok. He goes to get the exercise balls & I set my water bottle & towel down on the floor. He comes back carrying a ball for him & one for me. He says to me: Dannie, you’ll be happy to know I just washed my balls right before you came in so they would be clean & sterile for you. I manage to keep my face perfectly blank on that comment, no matter how difficult that may seem to most of you, it is an art that is highly perfected in my family, trust me. I very dryly answered him: Thanks Mark. I truly appreciate a personal trainer taking hygiene into account for me by sterilizing his balls so I don’t catch anything from them. Poor Mark. He stood there shaking his head while I lost it laughing at him. He says to me: You know Dannie, I can see where you would not be merciless to some unsuspecting soul. I pity the fool! (In my best Mr. T. voice) My only comment before he proceeds to punish me with endless ab crunches & leg extension for the next hour, which by the way causes me to sweat all over his once clean balls! LOL! :)