Parking Perks

I will admit that the only benefit I have gauned from this stroke, is the handicap parking that it has afforded me. But to be honest with you, before I received the red (and now the blue) placard, I used to see empty crip spots all over the place! Now that I am afforded the "luxury" of parking close to my destination, they are a hot commodity! I am in much demand as well during bad weather and seasonal shopping by my friends and family. Hey, those are the perks! I went to DMV to renew my hang tag from the red temporary to the blue permanent & the lady there told me I could get a crip plate for the back of my car. I told her I didn't want it. That when I trade my rag in, I wanted an Aquaculture one! I really don't want this forever. I long for the day when I don't walk like a drunken sailor coming back from shore leave. The hell with it, just give me use of my left hand so I can get rid of that freaking suicide knob off of my stearing wheel! Until that day that I cn "graduate", I'm just in it for the Parking Perks.