And The Land Was Safe Once Again

If it wasn't for my nephew saving the day, our world would cease to exist as we we know it & we would be overrun by storm troopers or worse. Of course you can't forget that plastic laser guns work even better when the sound effect of a pursed lip is added into the mix going peeeeeeyoow. peeeyoow. I kid you not. It really does help! This pint-sized hero is scared of nothing, well OK, I take that back. He's scared of ALMOST nothing! There are a few exceptions. Oh say, broccoli, peas, and potatoes Au gratin. I can't blame him about the peas. I'm not a big fan of those things either. but give this little guy a wooden flintlock or plastic shiny 6 shooter & bad guys beware! He's armed & dangerous! A mini man with a mission! He'll defend the outer planetary moons from Darth Vader with his laser cannons and his faithful sidekick Ivan the Golden Retriever by his side (as long as there are pieces of bologna sandwiches to be had I might add). But once his mom or dad comes home, all bets are off! He turns back into the mild-mannered little boy wonder known as Tiger, the whirlwind! Go figure.