What Some Women Will Do for a New Appliance

I must admit I was a little like WTF when I heard this story. But OK, I'll go along & listen to my friend. I mean come on, we're good friends & I always knew she could be a little "different" in her tastes. But you know what? She really marches to the beat of her own drum to say the least. Most women like jewelry for giving a hummer, but my friend had a different story to tell me. Recently she & her husband were in Walmart picking up some odds & ends. Her husband says that they needed a new crock pot, that their old one just doesn't hold enough in it. My girlfriend says that she doesn't have enough cash on her & she'll pick one up after her next payday. Her husband gets this smile on his face & says he'll buy it for her if she'll give him a hummer that night. She shrugs & says sure. Later that evening they are lying in bed & she snuggles up to hubby & he says to her, you know it IS a 6 quart Rival crock pot. It actually matches the rest of our kitchen appliances. Her reply: usually women get jewelry for giving hummers babe, making their men happy. Me, I get a crock pot & you get a roast AND a blow job. Sigh.